After being a brunette for a while I’ve come to a few conclusions about the fact that hair color can affect the type of new and exciting opportunities presented that can make or break the fun-o-meter and how blonds can thrive in various areas of life!
All you blondies out there can probably relate to this very well. Do Blonds Have More Fun?
Heck Yes! (and here’s why…)
We can Get Away With More Shenanigans.
Do you ever notice in your group of friends or around the office how blondes can perform outlandish acts of foolishness and not be held completely accountable because they are “just being a silly blonde”?
Honestly, all of the toxic bleach that seeps into blonde brains must have some sort of adverse affect on our ability to intellectually process key information. But in turn, its fun to test various boundaries and try to create different opportunities that otherwise may not exist.
I mean, like…. seriously.
Take Latvia for example. There was a whole whack of blondes marching through the capital city Riga on March 28/10 with the goal of boosting public morale. Apparently, 2.3 million people living in Latvia are currently experiencing one of the worst economic recessions of all 27 EU member countries. So what do 500 blondes collectively choose to do to “cheer up the nation”?
Walk through the streets in a massive blonde parade wearing only pink and white with tiny dogs dressed in itty bitty doggy clothes!
According to Ms Gidere, head of the Blondes’ Association on Latvia “The economic situation is such that society needs these types of events… people are depressed, they don’t have enough positive emotions… and this is something very positive and fun. And we know that blondes have more fun.”
Of course, who wouldn’t want to go to Latvia now? I can already imagine higher levels of immigration, excess variable spending, housing prices will surge, and the economy will be saved thanks to our blond super heroes!
So there you go, just one example of how a collective group of blonds can get together and change the world, one economically depressed city at a time! I didn’t hear about brunettes thinking of something so utterly genius to boost the economy and overall happiness.
One point for blonds!
But much love for all colors of hair!
